Bethany, the Beautiful Buzzard ???

"Don't you think I'm looking pretty...
don't you think I'm looking fine...
as I do a little shudder...
on the lumber next to the line?"

"I don't need the fancy colors...
I don't need to come out of a hole.
I just need to do my shake...
as I'm sitting on this pole."

"I really don't like to strut my wings...
I really don't like to boast.
But don't you think I'm attractive...
as I'm posing on this post?"

Didn't want to challenge her thinking,
didn't want to challenge her words.
But, don't you think it's slightly absurd...
for Beth to think she's a pretty bird?