Off By a Hair...in Synchronized Air

As I watched Carol and Curtis Crane fly across the gray sky, I was REALLY impressed by their togetherness...their artistry in the air...their sameness in their stylish soaring. But, I wasn't the judge...I was just an interested observer. Homer the hawk (who was perched high on a telephone wire) WAS the judge.

He yelled out at the couple "YOU TWO LOOK SENSATIONAL...BUT...DO YOU CARE IF I NIT-PICK? FOR YOUR OWN GOOD?"

Carol-Curtis: "TALK TO US HOMER. WE CAN'T HARDLY WAIT...GIVE IT TO US STRAIGHT!"

Again, Homer yelled...and he picked on both of them. "CAROL, YOUR LEFT PRIMARY FEATHERS ARE PERFECT! BUT, LOOK AT YOUR RIGHTS! SPLAY THEM OUT THERE LIKE THE LEFTS! Then, to Curtis..."CURT...LOOK AT CAROL'S FEET! THEY ARE PERFECTLY TOGETHER! WHERE ARE YOURS? C'MON MAN...LINE 'EM UP!

Carol and Curtis vow to practice more. In the Extras is a shot of their takeoff. (It needs work, too. Good thing Homer didn't see it!)