Screw aerodynamics*

*They would have to, it being a shoebox on wheels.

Morning appointment was a breeze, those body part squeezer machines are getting better every year, less uncomfortable.

Lunch with favorite diapered one and mommy was so much fun . Seriously, a more demure and perfect restaurant child does not exist. Oh please please please let him remember that he once thought me beautiful, couldn't sit close enough to me and welcomed my abundant kisses.