Sniff It!

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellows,

This is Jasper - air quotes - "giving me a cuddle".

What actually happens is that he climbs onto me - with his face looking at me - he purrs and pads and nudges my head and it is all very sweet.

Then he decides to turn around. And back up.

Every time, I tell him, "Jasper... Jasper. No. NO." He never listens.

Typically I end up with his back feet straddling my neck (this is after he has stamped on my throat a few times). Meanwhile, he's got his claws out and is kneading my meat and two veg.

I must love my kitty. A lot.

S.