I'm Looking After TWO and The Kindly Mister

Cardinal Newman has inspired me towards sainthood.

The Kindly Mister has the very bad coughings (and refuses to seek medical attention) and the Wretched One is just being herself.  
I feel that putting up with their nonsense makes me a shoe in for being sainted.

I shall write a nice letter to that Pope in Italy pleading my case.
If I cure the Kindly Mister with laying on of paws that will be my second miracle. My first, is being so blooming' marvellous.