Never Heard Of Him!

After delivering the quarterly tax papers to our assessor, I settled in the new Carles Abellan place (formerly Jose Luis) on the corner of Tuset with Diagonal in Barcelona.

My eye was caught by their 'Reply Menu':

If your girlfriend or wife calls, here is what we charge per type of response:

€9 - He's just left

€12,25 - He's on his way home

€10 - He's not here

€17.50 - We've never heard of him!

It's that kind of place!