Bark

Helping dad with his garden today - he wanted bark on a strip at the side.
So, on one of the windiest autumn days we troop to three shops before finding a bark he was happy with.

Me: you’ll need at least 4 bags

Dad: no, just get three

An hour later:

Dad: it looks a bit thin

Me: back to shop for 2 more bags!

Fortunately the place is next to a doughnut shop - 10 mini doughnuts to help complete the job.