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My Dear Princess and Dear Fellows,

This is democracy in action. I am voting for local councillors under the single transferable vote system. 

It's not as exciting as voting in a general election, obviously. But still, it is my first go and it is all done by post so I don't have to get off my arse. I love democracy, so long as I don't have to put in any effort.

It's a little strange to me that there are no members of the National Party standing, just Greens and Labour. May I wish you a world where there are no right-wingers on YOUR electoral cards too.

In related news, we are sitting down to watch the yearly Dumbarse Competition that is "The Apprentice". It is really quite extraordinary how quickly these people can make me HATE them. Literally, one bloke didn't even have to open his mouth, I hated him on sight. 

You'll know him when you see him.

S.

p.s. Oh, wait. Did I just void my voting slip by posting it here on Blip? B*llocks.

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LATE NIGHT UPDATE:
We've just watched "That's The Way A-ha, A-ha, Joe Lycett". Joe Lycett is a very mischievous fellow who enjoys playing internet pranks. He is most famous for this. 

However, he is now famous in our flat for making a joke which rendered Caro temporarily unable to breathe. Well, not a joke as such. He was just repeating a comment from his friend Claire. Claire was talking about bondage and chastity belts in a shop window. "Those chastity belts are sh*t," she said. 

"How do you know?" said Joe. It was Claire's response that rendered Caro into a whooping mess. She said:

"Well, as I always say, if you can squeeze a poo out, you can squeeze a nob in."