The (Emperor's ) Dogs new coat

Bought this for Coco yesterday.
Ran around the field early morning and got soaked.

Changed into dry things and took off to Church I just got to the end of the street when the golf (no I dont play golf) umbrella blew inside out.
By the time I reached Church it was completely demolished and I was drenched.


In my temper I threw it into a yard in the the back.lane of Church.
It's full of junk so no-one would notice.
However I did confess to the Vicar what I had done and By the time the Service ended the rain had stopped.