Career Opportunity

We have a precarious situation
which demands a well-balanced person
with a well-balanced view.
We’re looking for someone honest and true
who won’t sit down over a cuppa
like they’re our best mate
and tell us whopper after whopper
i.e. we don’t require a liar.
No thank you!
We want no jiggery-pokery.
We need a solver of problems
who will rise to the occasion:
not a chancer, a juggler,
a silver-tongued duper who will make a mockery
of the position on offer.
What we do not want to end up with
is broken crockery.