Mrs Patmore's Understudy

Here's Kim blending in inconspiculously despite the massive bag of cinema sweeties. But no, we weren't there for a playmobil movie, we were there for the unsullied and super silly cheesefest that is Downton Abbey the movie. What should have been a TV episode was on the big screen and as silly as ever, but who cares when you can switch off from the outside world and unconsciously smile at daftness for a couple of hours. And the older couple behind us gasping in shock every 2 mins at every non gaspable and non shockable moment just added to the daftness.

Meanwhile Sam was at bennachie learning to make set ups to get ID pictures of Pine Martins, Dave was NEOSing and Tess was texting furiously we hadn't left her anything for lunch.

P.s. Don't ever order the pureed tofu raw beetroot thing at All Bar one as part of the tapas choice. Who ever thought that was a good idea should be made to listen to Nigel Farage on loop for eternity.