The Sugar Police

UK news item: Opposition politicians urge Government to increase tax on sugar. Especially in children's breakfast cereals. Government argues that it will just drive it all underground...

"What are you doing skulking with a torch down here at this time of night? It's nearly midnight!"

"Er... nothing dear, just a bit peckish that's all."

"Ha! I see what you're after - I'm going to call the Sugar Police, and it'll serve you right!"

"Aw, gimme a break, just a small bowlful?..."

"Anyone would think you're still a child! Look, you're even using the kids' camera..."

[ George Orwell, eat yer heart out...]