Not Alma Tank

This isn't Alma Tank, it's the St. John's Tank, but don't you love the name Alma Tank? Alma Tank, on Alma St., is just a few blocks from our house.
Either tank, or any tank, or all the tanks - they're all on the market, or will be. The Portland Water Bureau no longer needs them to keep us supplied with water, so at least a handful of them are for sale, but the Bureau hasn't decided just when to start the selling. If you end up buying one, you're responsible for removing the tank, but it doesn't say you Have to remove it. Remember the Willa Cather story of the ill vagrant who was offended at his treatment by the townspeople, so he drowned himself in their water tower?