This Winter's Fashions - BORING!

This is one of our local clothing shops, originally part of a Swedish chain, which has now become an international chain. This is the men's section, dealing with hats, gloves, and scarves, as you can see.
It seems to offer a choice between black and grey, but the exceptonally brave customers, the real individuals, can buy  BROWN gloves, or a grey cap with a brown peak.
I already own about 50 hats and scarves so new ones are not required. I even possess a couple of black woolly hats but in principle I won't be wearing them this winter. Jan's knitted multi-coloured hats will rule! I hope the fashion conscious won't be too shocked.