Who ate all the biscuits?

OK so it's 79 days until I turn the big 30. Not a very happy moment when I realised this. :(
After all the shit I've eaten throughout Christmas/new year I vow that these 3 biscuits will be my last until AFTER my birthday. My diet tea is coming back out tomorrow and battle of the whale begins. PLEASE if you see me eating anything that does not resemble a lettuce leaf then you have my permission to shoot me. :) AMEN