An Unexpected Appointment

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellows,

One of the fun things about being here in NZ is seeing how Feefs and Caro interact with each other. They are best mates, but they LOVE to take the piss.

For example, they have nicknames for each other which are so incredibly filthy that even I can't bring myself to type them into blip. One of the nicknames ends in "flaps", if that helps.

I love Feefs very much, but she is an incredible poser. I've never met anyone like her. If she senses a camera pointed anywhere near her, she will immediately push out a hip, give you her best side and flash you a winning smile. 

Last night, she posted the picture you see in the top left on her Instagram feed, along with a comment on her new red lippy.

"Oh for Christ's sake," muttered Caro, showing the picture to me. 

"You should do a piss-take!" I said, because I'm all about putting people up to do my evil bidding.

So Caro sent Feefs the picture you see in the top right. Feefs, of course, took it in good fun and then posted the entire picture shown above.

Caro thought this was very funny too, but added the inscrutable comment, "Wait until she finds out about her appointment."

I suppose you want to know the story behind THAT as well...

It turns out that Feefs help Caro set up her new phone when Caro was up in Auckland getting her surgery. But to do this, she needed to connect it to a Google account. As Caro didn't know her password, Feefs just connected it to her own.

As a result, Caro now has full access to Feefs's Google calendar. Which Feefs uses to track her every move. 

So Caro decided to add in a random fake appointment or two. No so many as to be obvious, but enough to be funny. So far, Feefs has failed to notice, but next week Caro has her booked in for "Anal Bleaching" at 2pm on Thursday. 

We await a "WTF" email very soon. Either that, or Feefs walking funny.

S.