Bi-Monthly Rant.

Got an urge to eat some sardines on toast. Last time was six years ago as I recall. Knew had not bought any for ages, thought there might be a tin in the Emergency cubby(things put away for strikes,no money,Brexit etc). Lo and behold there was a tin shoved right at the back. Wonderful, a bonus for the day.
Got toaster out,butter,plate etc, now just open the flat tin. And that`s when it started. 
I am sure in the `old days` there were always Three fish in the tin. In fact I`m positive there were. Now it`s down to 2. I know we have had a banking crises,austerity, cut backs etc, but how can this affect sardines in a tin. Something needs to be done about this shocking state of affairs.. A national campaign  to `Bring Back The 3rd Sardine `.