Not found outside a church

But would've been sooo funny if it had!

"Why are you taking photos of a sign?", the conversation did not go.
"Well, because it's there of course!"
"But it's been there for years, why now?"
"Because the planets are in a perfect alignment which means power can be derived from all signs and portents. This is a sign, so go figure..."
"Really?"
"No, I just enjoy taking photos of boring things then making something up about them."
"Get a life, mate!"