Couple sharing a video on the Northern Line

It is always heart-warming to see a loving couple. There might have been some doubt about my instant judgement, but then I noticed he was wearing an Adidas T-Shirt. As every teenager knows, that stands for: All Day I Dream About Sex.

The first Mrs J has been discharged by Moorfields, and pictures of St Martin in the Field and the National Portrait Gallery might have been more uplifting - but then again...