Sabu Emperor Style

Sabu: hi slave I need my ears rubbed.

Me: of course

Sabu: don’t stop

Me: can I eat my supper now?

Sabu: if you think that is more important

Me: I’m hungry

Sabu: I’m off then

Me: on top of the cupboard surely that is not comfortable

Sabu: don’t care lI can look down on you from up here

Me: well how about some Dreamies?

Sabu: only if they are different to the ones you produced yesterday.

Me: Yes Sabu it is a new variety.

Sabu: okay I will come down from my throne then.

Me: how kind of you.