All screwed up

Got a call form Jewsons to say our new flooring for the hall has arrived.
We went to Fraserburgh to pay for it and arrange delivery, only to discover that some of it hadn’t arrived and some other bits that were there were on a separate invoice.
Meaning that the cost is a lot more than we expected.
This really long screw was too good an opportunity not to photograph considering how things went.

It is actually around a foot long.
There is a joke somewhere in there, but it’s not for me to put into words.