Predictable

I could hear much squealing of rubber, I thought nothing more of it. Then ten minutes later sirens. Any hoo... out in the land rover to take garden rubbish to the tip. The main road was festooned with long wiggly skid marks then a power drift up a farm road. I thought I'd take a look. And yep, it hadn't ended well. The car had somersaulted over a six foot hedge and landed upside down in a field.

Idiots.