That seems to have worked then!

The pigeon-evicters were due round today while I was out at work. When I arrived home on my bicycle there were vast clouds of pigeons swooping round and round and round in the air above the flat. Part of me wanted to catch an image of the size of the flock. Part of me didn't.

It's quite quiet above me now. I can still hear their little claws and their cooing, but it's on the roof tiles above the loft and not within it. I can tell that by the fact that I cannot hear the babies cheeping and there is no shit falling into the bathtub.