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Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

I had a chilled Sunday. I went for a cycle with Biker Chick down to East Lothian. I like cycling with company and it felt like a very healthy and virtuous way to catch-up. Normally we do it with several bottles of wine but today, I get to wear my smug hat because we were ‘exercising.’

We were setting down on the sofa tonight to watch Homeland tonight and The Eldest Mini Princess joked that I wasn’t allowed any toffeepops. I responded by telling her that I was going to hit her where the bruises wouldn’t show. See what you have done O’H dear? Toffeepops are dividing families and inciting violence.

C