Thought I'd come out today...

...as a future GILF*. Went today with #1 daughter for her 3D scan; the half-cooked bun in her oven demonstrated the family attitude to posing, giving a distinct one-finger salute from the cosy confines of its temporary home. Hate using the pronoun "it", but she refuses to find out or let anyone know the sex, as she wants it to be a surprise. This from a girl who has always found and opened her hidden Christmas presents, before carefully rewrapping and replacing them. Deferred gratification is not her strong suit...

*a grandmother who is considered desirable, or words to that effect in the Urban Dictionary.