Oh I think I need a news break

On the bright side, the intern who is mine, there to specifically help me, the one I requested, as opposed to the others who are all swell, is having the best internship possible. She gets to go to meetings (and is young enough that this is cool). She gets to go to presentations in DC. She gets to do interesting research. She gets to beat the CEO in basketball. She even wins a company raffle for concert tickets.