Not Today

Dear Givers Of Treats,

Sometimes, because I am the bestest boy, The Princess leaves out treats for me in the kitchen so I was very excited to see one on the counter. I thought it was her way of saying sorry for ABANDONING me at the weekend.

BUT I AM NOT HAPPY.

Last time it was bread and the time before, I had some lovely chicken, but today, she left something called mushrooms and they were DISGUSTING.

So I ate the tub.

M