Looking for trouble

A favourite phrase in my teens, round Lewisham in 1977 was “If you want trouble, ask a policeman”

My beastie has arrived, as yet, untested. I may well heed the advice I have accumulated about common assault and never use this at all, just as I never wear my string of pearls. It's a “nice to have” and I wanted to let you see it. The barrel is a full 60cm in length (24 American inches) and I reckon you can work out the rest.

Yet another independent loft inspection is scheduled for Thursday afternoon and I could, perhaps, claim that this is a pigeon deterrent.

XLR = extra long range - want to test it!