Water Water Everywhere

I've never liked water as a drink. Even as a kid, it was the drink of last resort. Give me tea or coffee anytime.

But just lately I'm getting fed up of tea and coffee. I'm stuck for what else I can have instead.

Drinking chocolate and cocoa make me hungry. Fruit teas are an abomination. Squashes like Robinsons are to sweet, and I say that as a man who can polish of a pack of 4 Mars bars in one go.

I've drunk enough Coke and such like over the years to float several battleships, so that's out.

So it looks as though I'm reduced to water.

Heaven help me.