What's Cooking?

I am really really really worried that I am gettting too soft......maybe even turning into a lap dog. YIKES, the though of that makes me shiver.

After making the fatal mistake of sitting still and looking pretty yesterday, my family is way, way, way off course with me now. They are trying to turn me into something I am not.

Today, Gabriella made me learn the "age-old secrect family recipe for cookies."

COOKIES....who wants cookies? How about the recipe for dog bones? Or Kleenex?.....Or Socks?....something other than little, sissy, girly food.

I gotta go now, I am disgusted with this image. Please don't show it to the any blip dogs. It will destroy my reputation.