Old School

Flies are a bloody menace. They're irritating, dirty, and unhealthy.

We've got enough fly spray to stock a warehouse, and it's all useless.

Stay a fly on a hard surface, and the cheeky little sods treat it like a shower. They get the soap and towels out and start singing.

Spray it when they're flying and they turn and fly into it, laughing all the time.

So we've resorted to old school and bought some fly papers.

They've caught more in a week than the spray got in a month.