You cheating @$$#*!£!!!

...just to paraphrase Laura's reaction to Papiss Cisse's attempt to get a penalty in tonight's Newcastle Everton game.

The game was on tv tonight so I bribed treated Laura to come to the pub with me to watch it by offering to pay for food. Luckily just after she got angry about that -ok so it was me really but the photo was posed later- Leighton Baines lined up a freekick that I sagely stated, "It's a bit far out for Bainesy" before watching him thump it into the back of the net from 900 miles!
That was followed by a cracker in the second half and the Blues are back on a roll.

And she usually seems so calm...