GBF

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

It was great to catch up with you O’H dear. It was the first time I have chatted to either of you for aaaaaages.

We had Bella again today. When The Mini Princesses took her out this morning, they took their eyes off her for a second and were horrified to realise that she had been mounted and was being humped. Their panic was short-lived. “It’s ok,” the owner reassured them, “she’s female. She’s a bit of a lesbot!” Poor Bella has had a lot of (unwanted) attention. Except from Murphy who is completely oblivious to her charms. He only wants to play tug-of-war with her. I think that’s why she loves him so much! It’s the doggy equivalent of having a gay best friend.

When I popped out to the shops in the afternoon, I took requests for treats but accidentally picked up the wrong thing for The Eldest Mini Princess. You really know that you have turned into a middle class tw@t when you hear yourself saying “oh no, I’ve picked up quinoa chips instead of lentil chips”

Shoot me now!

C