I said Happy New Year

Has he got his hearing thingys in?
Is he still breathing?
He shouldn't be.
If I got that legless he'd kick my backside, he does anyway.

Better be quiet, poor soul looks weary. Mrs Bootneck was a wicked lady for pouring so much laughing juice down his neck against his wishes.

Sneee sneeeeee!

To read my thoughts on my human go Large but do it quietly. Shhhhhh