Tarzan of the Jungle.......

.......after a brief foray into the impenetrable zone, makes for home.......

Domestic drudgery day......I'm fed up already.......

EDIT :: But on the upside it's beer-battered (OK, technically lager-battered) pollack, crinkle cut chips and a punchy home-made tartare sauce (heavy on the capers and gherkins) for tea......it's only fair......