Wheelie Bin

In New Zealand, the curbside garbage carts are called "wheelie bins.

A garbage collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his rubbish truck.
He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out.
In the spirit of kindness and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck, goes to the front door and knocks.
There's no answer.
Being a conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder.
Eventually, a Japanese man comes to the door.
"Harro!" says the Japanese man.
"G'day mate, where's ya' bin?" asks the collector.
"I bin on toilet," explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.
Realising the fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries again. "No mate, where's ya' dust bin?"
"I dust been to toilet, I toll you!' says the Japanese man, still perplexed.
"Listen," says the garbage collector. "You're misunderstanding me. I mean, where's ya' wheelie bin?'"
"OK, OK. " replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin, and whispers in the collector's ear.
"I wheelie bin havin sex wiffa wife's sista!!!"

Sorry, hope no one is offended, it tickled my fancy.....
.....and why have I got a blip of Doug with the wheelie bin.....well, this morning it rained and very happy we are, as it will replenish our tanks, its been too long since a decent rain.  12mm is just a start.  
Anyrate I digress.....the truck driver emptied the wheelie bin and when he put it down it had its lid open and if left would have got very wet inside. 
I tried to show the rain, but not terribly successful, but can be seen pelting on the driveway.

Rainie