Miracle Weight Loss Drug

What if I were to tell you about a miracle weight loss drug that will allow you drink as much beer and eat as many cupcakes as you'd like, and the weight would still melt off, off? Let me show you the evidence of my belt buckle, complete with homemade hole for new found lightness.

The secret? Just add bike.

While A. doesn't want me spending any more money on bicycle equipment, she'd love for me to get a pair of jeans that fits properly.