Bike camp or Cirque du Soleil?

I wasn't 100% sure I had come to the right place to pick up Ottawacker Jr today. As I arrived, he was being helped over large obstacles on his new bike. The bandages on his knees and elbows were testament to the rigours of this summer camp...

"How was it," I asked with a touch of trepidation.
"Oh it was AWESOME," he said. "I got three Band Aids and fell off 47 times."
"And that was fun?"
"Yes. Can we go a bit earlier tomorrow?"

Adopted. He must be.