Meet Danny Wilson

My Dear Princess Normal and Dear Fellows,

I have blipped this weirdo effing plant before. God knows what it is. It grows in the grounds of the Thai embassy, so is it a Kiwi plant? A Thai one? Is it from outer space? 

Anyway, now it is doing this and growing new bits on itself. It is quite worrying. If it learns the power of speech and starts singing, "Feed Me Seymour" to me, I will let you know.

In other news I got paid for dicking around with data today. I keep telling people about this. "Hey! I've created test data for you! No need to thank me! No really!"

No-one seems to care. It is all very upsetting. Sodding developers and testers. When I was a developer, lack of good test data was all we ever complained about*. FINE THEN. They can just jolly well generate their OWN data and see how they like it.

So while I was making myself useful, "Sounds of the 80's" were on. Hence today's earworm which is...

...SO IF I SAY SAAAAAAAAVE ME, SAAAAAAAAVE ME
BE THE LIGHT IN MY EYES....

Sorry. I just don't seem to be able to rid myself of it. Maybe if I say ten Hail Marys?

* Also Roger The Nob.