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I’ve been robbed....
“Up on the seat” he said so I did and he pointed his iPhone at me and it made its noise...Twice... and all I got was a “good dog”.... oh and a pat on the head. There on his belt the treat bag remained shut. Did he think I would have forgotten how this works? Anyway as soon as he is not watching I will be on Doogle to check this out on my dPad.
There must be someone I can complain to.
People are always complaining about stuff so dogs.......
Right!
This is my best side don’t you think....The front....
Tuss