Virtue-ly

The only way I'm ever going to drive a 1957 Ferrari 250 California around the Swiss Alps is by playing on Arthur's Xbox. On the plus side I'm burning no hydrocarbons (a minimal amount anyway) and if I hit a wall at 130mph I won't die or have a massive repair bill. And an extra good bit is that I can watch a very realistic recording (with smoke and the sound of powerful engines and squealing rubber) of my last race with great camera angles.
And even if you know who wins it's still better than watching F1 on the telly.
Next time a may set fire to a small saucer of petrol and castor oil - for extra effect.