Why?

Why is it deemed unacceptable for PD to go into the deep undergrowth and me not go  hunting for it with a plastic bag that will take years to decompose - but it is quite acceptable for  this beast to leave piles of steaming waste the size of a mini-roundabout at regular points along the footpath?

Why is it that we gat two completely different weather fronts in the same day? (PD needed towelled dry after his morning walk and was just about suffering from dehydration after his lunchtime walk).

Why is it some days nothing goes right? (Even plans B, C, and D even went to rat shit).
Tomorrow doesn't bode well either since my plans for the one day without either dog or kids has been scuppered by SWMBO making plans to have her nails done.