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I ate some, I enjoyed it, the fats surrounding the chilli melted, I suffered for quite some time.

I am more than ready to stop eating rich, deeply flavoured food. Despite craving fruit and veg it is only by an act iron self-discipline that I am now going to force myself to wash away the taste of the chilli with the last of the brandy cream textured with a mince pie hidden in its depths.

Burp...Gasp...Aaaah (releases belt by two holes).