Hot off the press

An exciting trip to the supermarket and Owen took his -crinkly- newspaper to read.

I assume from his expression he was reading about the shit storm that is the battle to be our next Prime Minister. Little does he know that whichever of these privileged, pompous, self-serving, egocentric, Oxford alumni spins the most attractive set of rhetoric, propaganda and downright lies will have a massive impact on his formative years.

Either that or he was reading about trees...upside down.