Food

Now we know who has been eating all the ice cream.

Mystic Em has a strange relationship with food. She is not in the slightest bit conventional and often works her way backwards from pudding, through mains to starters. Or anything. Her idea of food combining would be to have a bowl of fresh fruit with a chip butty. You never know what’s going to happen next.

We had a bag of chips, in the paper, on the kitchen table with the mayonnaise tonight (sounds like Cluedo doesn’t it?). Actually Culinary Cluedo should be a thing, but instead of Colonel Mustard and The Reverend Green you could have Gordon Ramsey and Jamie Oliver. Might get a bit risqué though, all the veg. "Heston Blumenthal did it in the library with a cucumber". We would insist on a vegan version of course; the idea of lamb chops as props would be too much.

Had a lovely and healthy lunch with The Yoga Mama by way of contrast. She is in fine fettle. We drove up as the weather wasn’t that conducive to a sojourn in London by train.

I have started learning video skills on the iPad. Have a feeling that I may become deeply absorbed in this. It is a lot of fun. But don’t worry I won’t forget to eat ...