Yoda?

They keep calling me Yoda. Apparently, it's the ears.

But that isn't my inner Stars Wars character.

Anyone with half a brain would want to be Luke Skywalker (and definitely not the woman with bagels on the side of her head!)

And VERY definitely not Yoda.

Insanely busy day. Massive nosebleed! Neighbour in hospital again. Relatives ignored (sorry) and places to go. I'm late. That's why Maud is in the bathroom! I may live to regret this!