I want to be alone..............

Mrs Bootneck purchased the attached blue 'thing' but she blames the grandson for grabbing it from the shelves at Pets are Dumb Animals. I love her naiveté. How she reckons visitors will fail to be convulsed by the purchase eludes my credulity, luckily I know her well and realise she hasn't the nasty gene which enables me to view this as a pornographic delight which many would be happy to "receive" over the holiday period, if you get my drift!

Needless to say Flossie is deeply enamoured of the device and claims it's purely for her teething. I have plans for the disposal of said implement in the not too distant future. Batteries were not included.


In other news......
I received a book entitled "Uglier than a Monkey's Armpit"
Untranslatable insults, put-downs and curses from around the world. That woman knows me too well. You lot can stand by!