Care Package

My Dear Princess & Dear Fellows,

This is why being friends with a Princess is brilliant. I found a package on my doorstep this morning, alongside a card congratulating me on becoming an old bastard. 

Well, it's not all upside.

Princess, I miss you so much. But when I get packages like this, it is like you are here. All I need is to be pished on wine and full of fish and chips, and it would be exactly like it. 

I love you loads. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to snaffle a Percy Pig.

S.