WHAT A BLINDER

REMEMBER 2 DAYS AGO?

I HAD PULLED KADE IN FOR BEING PICKED ON AGAIN, SO A GROUP OF THE KIDS GATHERED OUTSIDE MY WINDOW LAUGHING IN AND MAKING FACES AND ONE BOY WAS MAKING A RUDE GESTURE IN. ME & NIC LET IT GO AND IGNORED THEM & WHEN NIC WENT OUTSIDE TO BRING KADE'S BIKE IN, BULLY BOYS MUM YELLED OVER AT HER, 'WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT HARD FOR YOUS HERE - YOUS STARTED IT BY GETTING 'P' CHARGED'...

(NO YOU FISH WIFE P STARTED IT BY BULLYING KADE)

...THOUGHT NO MORE OF IT TILL THE POLICE TURNED UP LAST NIGHT. THEY SAID THE NEIGHBOURS HAD REPORTED ME FOR TAKING PICTURES OF THEIR KIDS! BULLY BOYS MUM AND 3 OTHER ADULTS WENT DOWN TO THE POLICE STATION AND MADE A STATEMENT WHICH SAID THAT THEY HAD ALL SEEN A CAMERA PHONE ON THE ARM OF MY SETTEE!! (WHAT A BUNCH OF BELTERS)!!

WHEN THE POLICE SAID THIS TO ME THEY WERE ACTUALLY TRYING NOT TO LAUGH AND WHEN I SAID DO YOU NOT THINK IT'S A BIT PATHETIC THAT THEY WERE SO CLOSE TO MY WINDOW AND ABLE TO SEE A MOBILE PHONE ON THE ARM OF THE SETTEE IN THE 1ST PLACE? THE POLICE MAN REPLIED AND I QUOTE 'WHEN THEY ALL SAID IT WAS ON THE ARM OF THE SETTEE I THOUGHT 'OH MY GOD'' & HE WAS TRYING NOT TO LAUGH, BUT SAID, AND I QUOTE AGAIN 'YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE TO COME & SEE YOU AS A COMPLAINT WAS MADE NO MATTER HOW REDICULOUS?'

1. MY PHONE HAS TO SWIVEL OPEN TO TAKE PICS

2. IT KINDA HAS TO BE IN A HAND & HELD & POINTED TO TAKE PICS

3. COULD THEY NOT HAVE AT LEAST USED THIER BRAINS & LIED SAYING I WAS ACTUALLY HOLDING IT & TAKING PICS INSTEAD OF 'HER CAMERA PHONE WAS LAYING ON THE ARM OF THE SETTEE OFFICER'.

THE POLICEMAN THEN SAID IT WOULD BE WORTH IT TO MAKE A COMPLAINT ABOUT THEM ALL HANGING ABOUT MY WINDOW... WHICH I WILL DO WHEN THE HOUSING OFFICER COMES OUT TOMORROW MORNING.

I WONDER WHAT THEY'LL TRY NEXT?

OFFICER SHE SCRAPED HER FORK ON HER PLATE...

OFFICER I DEFFINATELY SAW HER READ A PAPER...

OFFICER SHE FARTED!

Anyhoooooo... Replacement blind arrived super quick :)