Animals Telling Jokes...Part 8

The joke-telling progression has gone like this: 1. Rabbits 2. Pigs 3. Geese 4. Horses 5. Sheep 6. Peacocks 7. Donkeys 

And now, #8...Goats.

The light one on the left is the joke teller, and his (?) name is Latte. He is telling his jokes to Mocha, and the goat in the middle with his head way to the left is Cappuccino. Cappy is trying to ignore Latte.

Latte: "Hey Mocha, I've been listening to the jokes that the children tell as they tour the barn. You want to hear them?"

Mocha: "Not really. I'm really tired."

Latte: " C'mon...real quick. Q. What do you call an unemployed goat?" A. Billy Idol. Ha, ha, ha."

Mocha: "If that's your start...can I depart?"

Latte: Q. "What do you call a goat on a mountain? A. A Hillbilly. Ha ha!"

Mocha: " Can you stop with the billy...they're not even silly."

Latte: Q. "Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat? A. Because they're always butting in! Butting in...you get it?"

Mocha: "I get the butt...but I wish your mouth you would shut!"

Latte: "You need to lighten up Mocha. OK, last one. Q. What do you call a goat that knows martial arts? A. The karate kid! Woo-hoo! The karate kid!"

Mocha: "If Mom wasn't here...I'd karate chop you right outta the pen!"

So...part#8 is at the finish line, and I'll be on the lookout for part #9.

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